i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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