dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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