how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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