Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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