i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
