oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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