Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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