Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Shame is for Republicans.
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