it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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