I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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