"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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