champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I would fuck him just for his dog
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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