if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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