my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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