Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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