did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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