More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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