dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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