No stitches, just platelets and will power
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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