is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This is classic penis vs brain.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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