You really coming over, don't trick.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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