And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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