I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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