Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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