I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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