xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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