How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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