Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
These tits shall not be calmed
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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