you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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