You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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