Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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