on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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