i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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