I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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