You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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