im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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