Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
it's great music for shaving your balls
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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