Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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