you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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