I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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