oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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