everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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