Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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