Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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