I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
