pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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