Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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