You really coming over, don't trick.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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