i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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