PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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