Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Randomize
